“Yes, I love technology. But not as much as you, you see.” – Kip Dynamite

She’s the beautiful, intelligent & colorful girl of my dreams. A heart of gold always the first to offer help to those in need. She inspires me everyday to be a better person. I am excited to level up with her.


Through all the ups and downs, we always have been drawn back to each other.

He makes me laugh, he makes me cry, he makes me super mad at a times. But I cannot imagine going through this crazy thing called life without him. I love him with all I have and then some.

Please Respond By October 29th 
or be subject to at least 4 forms of communication to hassle you

You missed the epicness!

We Kindly and Respectfully Request No Children

Although we love your children, we regretfully cannot accommodate all of them due to a *very* limited budget. We hope you will see this as an opportunity to let your hair down without worry of little eyes and ears and enjoy the occasion with us!